March 2012
Vegenista: Leftovers.... →
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…it’s what the day after Thanksgiving is all about!
This year we didn’t have many, thank goodness, as I am going into major weekend detox mode tomorrow! I’m thinking lots of hot yoga & green juice! That means I have today to stuff myself silly one last time! So, while everyone else was…
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Vegenista: Inspired Arugula & Persimmon Salad →
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I’ve been dreaming for days about the “Persimmon Salad” I had at my cousin’s wedding, so I decided to make my own version…
Luckily, persimmons aren’t too hard to find this time of year, as I’ve seen them in just about every market from Vons to Trader Joe’s. For my salad I picked up a…
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February 2012
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